someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
Sorry guys I had to :’) hahhaha
My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets
*sees this photo*
WHAT IS THIS?!
AND WHY HAVEN’T I DISCOVERED THIS SOONER?!
THE LOOK ON DAVE’S FACE!
Ezoji’s for all
Kids don’t care that their parents are rock stars lol and awww it’s so sweet
what the penis did you just fucking say to me… what does that have to do with anything… wow. i climb out of bed the crack of dick in the morning to sit in a courtroom next to a bewildered bassist to deal with legal bullshit and you patronize me and call me darling… amazing. if the next word out of your wrinkled mouth isn’t about Ticketmaster so help me dog I will climb over this table and do a solo all over your ass. all over it
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
'First Kiss': 20 strangers asked to kiss for the first time. http://vimeo.com/88671403
i’m punk on the inside because being punk on the outside is too expensive